J. Michael Tucker in a nutshell Dreams in color Drives a '72 Toyota Land Cruiser Speaks passable French Loves a challenge, and it's an Aires thing Thinks fast on his feet Terrible singer, but dances like Travolta Collects junk Believes friends are family Measures twice, cuts once Lives with Hank, a 100 lbs. chocolate Lab Plays ball 3 times a week Good moons on his fingernails Karaoke song is Roxanne by Sting Cooks a good meatloaf Has no annoying habits